The performer, Vanessa Larry Mitchell is laying flat on her back in a bed of white sheets. She is covered by a sheet and clutching on to the edge with both hands. Her mascara is running down her face like she has been crying, and her lipstick is smudged. She looks like she has woken up after a night out on the piss and has woken up alone.... again.
The reflection of the mirror shows the performer, once again picking at her hair with tweezers, but this time the tweezers appear to be pulling out nose hair. Vanessa is looking like she is getting ready for an important gig. There is a sign on the bench in front of the mirror that reads 'Teardrops on my dlido'.
The performer is leaning into the mirror, plucking hair out from her mono-brow with tweezers. The mirror is surrounded by white light bulbs like a green room at a fancy event location. She has hair rollers in and the bench has a range of make up brushes on it.

Teardrops on my Dildo

Comedy • Stand-up
New South Wales

Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female. 

"Refreshingly honest, sassy and confident" - Mandy Nolan 

★★★★ "You know when you go out to a club with a group of girlfriends and the handbags are thrown down, and you're dancing all night completely carefree as if the rest of the world don't exist; and you only stop to rest over a few drinks with teeny umbrellas, and there's always that one friend that is side splittingly funny and holds court all evening? Yep, that's exactly what Vanessa Larry Mitchell's one woman show feels like"  - mindshare.org.au 

 

 

 

Presented by: Vanessa Larry Mitchell

Vanessa Larry Mitchell is the one woman driver behind 'Larry Laughs Loud', a Northern NSW based comedy club, providing opportunities for novice and professional level comedians to perform across the Northern Rivers and Coffs Coast regions. Along with being a sought after Comedian and Corporate MC, Vanessa also offers a range of professional and personal development workshops to the public and for corporate customers, including Mental Health First Aid, Public Speaking Workshops, Comedy Writing & Development sessions and a range of contextualised team development workshops.

Vanessa's stage confidence is admired by even the most experienced of comedians. Expect big things to come!

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