Buyer and Cellar

What’s a diva to do with decades of physical memories that light the corners of her mind?  If you’re Barbra Streisand, you enshrine them in a mini-mall in your basement where you can pretend to go shopping!  

Out-of-work, gay, actor Alex can’t pass up the oddest of odd jobs. An offer to play shopkeeper for one tough customer who doesn’t let anyone rain on her parade.  

One surprising day, the funny girl herself comes downstairs to “shop” and, for Alex, icons who need people are the luckiest people in the world. But will this desperate actor ever be invited upstairs to Babs’ palatial Malibu estate?  

This giddily hilarious one-man play will have you doubled-over laughing, proclaiming “It’s like butta!"

Jonathan Tolins’s “Totally fictional” Off Broadway hit will have you rolling in the aisles and realizing why The New York Times called it “Seriously funny. A remarkably sustained slice of absurdist whimsy.” And the New York Daily News said "This play deserves a hearty 'Hello Gorgeous'!"