Image shows performer laying flat on her back in bed, wearing a black singlet with one strap falling off her shoulder. She is laying under white sheets with her hands out clinging on to the edges. Her mascara and lipstick is smudged on her face, looking like she had a bender of a night and came home lonely.

Image is of the performer looking into the green room mirror while putting curlers in her hair. She is wearing a black sleeveless top with a v-front opening. The mirror is surrounded by white light bulbs, like a celebrity green room. There is a small sign board in front of her with 'Teardrops on my dildo, Adelaide fringe' displayed.

Image is of the performer looking into the green room mirror with an ear cleaner in one hand, being inserted into her ear. Her face is somewhat serious, while she is digging into her ear canal. She is wearing a black sleeveless top with a v-front opening.

Teardrops on My Dildo

Comedy • Stand-up

New South Wales

Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female. Descibes as the 'Modern-day feminist', Vanessa has been performing this show to sell out crowds all over the country and can't wait to bring it back to Adelaide Fringe!

Winner: 'Best Comedy' Newcastle Fringe 2022.

★★★★1/2 "This is the type of fringe show that deserves the spotlight.” - Jacki Bishop, Kids in Adelaide.

★★★★ " I wholeheartedly recommend this show if you want a cool night out with loads of laughs, get yourself a dose of comedy people, you’ll be thankful for it!" - mindshare.org.au

Presented by: Vanessa Mitchell

Currently touring her sell-out solo show Nationally, Vanessa Larry Mitchell is one of the most versatile comedians in Northern NSW. An accredited Mental Health First Aid facilitator, Human Rights Presenter and sought after Corporate MC, Vanessa's combined confidence and professionalism will engage any crowd.

Winner of 'Crowd Control' crowd work competition and Winner of Hot Mess Improv Competition in 2022, the one woman driver behind Northern Rivers based roving comedy club, 'Larry Laughs Loud', Vanessa is fast becoming a household name in Australia.

Reviews & Fringefeed Reacts

Do it, please see this show, you'll cry, no kidding we were doubled over (and that's not a double ender reference.....) - Kids In Adelaide
I wholeheartedly recommend this show if you want a cool night out with loads of laughs, get yourself a dose of comedy people...... - Tabitha Lean, Mindshare

See more on the Fringefeed