Have you been zapped of your zest by the apps? Left bereft, feeling trapped and, at best, a little app...rehensive about dating?
Have you swiped your last swipe, now with a gripe against your 'type', wishing to wipe your hands of that tripe?
We love them, we hate them - but are dating apps a necessary evil... or unnecessarily evil?
Songs, stories, and scintillating scrutinisation from the brain-goo of an app-less and hapless sod, 'Swipe Left' goes meta for a metaphor, takes a swipe at the swiping, gets unhinged about Hinge, grumbles about Bumble and takes Tinder out with the trash...
Only to download them again a month later.
Invite your Tinder date*. It'll be a blast!