Not Another F*****d B***h in India

You think you're gonna go to India and rectify your c*nty soul. You think that if you do the splits on a Buddha in Delhi, then suddenly your vag will be enlightened and you will menstruate wisdom. Youz think going to Coogee Pav and then Byron Bay and then last stop India is going to cure you of your f*cked emptiness. Well think again d*ckheads.