Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F*ck Spiders

EXTRA SHOW ADDED SATURDAY MARCH 2

WINNER Best Comedy Weekly - Fringe World 2024

WINNER - COMIC'S CHOICE - Melbourne Comedy Festival, 2018

Australia's MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off....and he's not here to f**k spiders! That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.

Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge, or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to....
Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.