Chopper, arms folded with a big hairy spider on his chest

Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F*ck Spiders

EXTRA SHOW ADDED SATURDAY MARCH 2

WINNER Best Comedy Weekly - Fringe World 2024

WINNER - COMIC'S CHOICE - Melbourne Comedy Festival, 2018

Australia's MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off....and he's not here to f**k spiders! That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.

Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge, or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to....
Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.

Comedy • Stand-up
New South Wales • SA Premiere

Tue, 20 Feb - Sat, 02 Mar

55 min

The Box at The Garden of Unearthly Delights (+1 more)

$25 to $42

M15+ (1 Warning)

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PLEASE NOTE: The performances on FRI 23RD Feb 9.30PM and SAT 24TH Feb 9.30PM will now take place at THE VAGABOND instead of The Box, all still within The Garden of Unearthly Delights

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