Luke Heggie - Rough Diamanté

Luke Heggie is back with another harsh but fair show about idiots. He is known widely for speaking to audiences as their equal, offering them a temporary escape from their banal, stupid, and largely pointless lives.

If you are the kind of person who eats a banana with the string still on, you play competition frisbee, you wear velcro shoes despite being an adult with more than zero arms, you've changed your mind after a chef has begun cooking your meal, you're in charge of a blog, your signature takes longer than 3 seconds to complete, you say "everybody" at the end of a lot of your sentences, you say "that's a great age" about someone's children, or you engage in unsolicited traffic direction, then do not come to this show. There will be adult themes, and foul language. If that's not acceptable to your sensibilities, grow up.

★★★★ "Absolutely rips along." Herald Sun 

★★★★1/2 "A unique, powerful and insightful Australian comic voice." Sydney Morning Herald 

No lowbreeds please