SAM SIMMONS - FUNT

Hi Adelaide, I know I said I wasn't going to come back, but I can't go without my yearly fix of hot donuts and hot bogans.

We all know things are difficult.
We are reminded everyday how awful everything is.
You can't say this, you can't think that.
What about the children?

So, whilst Rome burns, come and ignore the harbingers of mass panic with stupidity of gladiatorial proportions.

One week only, get ready to FUNT.

Sam Simmons; making the mundane magical since 2006.

"Simmons is as gloriously funny as he has ever been." ★★★★★ The Scotsman
"There are flashes of Python and Andy Kaufman but what Simmons does is truly unique." ★★★★★ The Wee Review
"Everything his fans know and love him for." ★★★★ The Age