The SoccerActress
A fierce solo drama-comedy show blending autobiographical storytelling, character comedy and freestyle soccer. It is poetic, conceptual, physical and emotionally raw. Lucia explores her journey as a woman torn between soccer stadiums, street performances and theatre stages. The show breaks stereotypes, spins the ball and the narrative, and reclaims space.
Best Actress Nominee, DarkChat, Edfringe 2025
★★★★★ “A unique story of courage and determination.” Raccordo sullo sguardo, Edfringe 2025
★★★★ “A charming fusion of comedy, drama, storytelling and movement.” Broadway Baby, Edfringe 2025
★★★★ “The story is enhanced by Lucia’s impeccable skills as a soccer juggler that guide us through what feels like a road movie touching several European countries.” Fringe Review, Edfringe 2025
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Presented by: Lucia Mallardi
Lucia Mallardi is an Italian-born actress, former professional soccer player, and international performer. After playing in Italy’s Serie A with Lazio Women and in Germany’s 2nd Bundesliga, she left professional sport to pursue street performance, travelling the world as a freestyle soccer artist. Her experience on the streets inspired her to create The SoccerActress, an autobiographical one-woman drama-comedy show blending storytelling, character comedy and freestyle soccer. The show had its English-language premiere at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025, earning her a Best Actress nomination from DarkChat, and was later performed at New York’s United Solo Theatre Festival – Fall 2025.
1 Venue
Studio Theatre at Goodwood Theatre and Studios
166 Goodwood Road, Goodwood, Kaurna
Venue entrance throughout the Fringe season is via VICTORIA LANE off Victoria Street
- Step-free mobility aid access through the main entrance with an accessible bathroom.
- Venue is 18+ but minors may attend with a parent or legal guardian
Suitability & Warnings
Accessibility
- Suitable for audiences who may not have a comprehensive understanding of the English language
