The Guru - White Wellness Worrier

Come and join The Guru as he takes you on multiple misguided meditations. Have your psychic waterfall completely cleansed of blue green algae and leave with more chi than a burnt chevapchichi. The Guru will also take time to answer all of your worries such as, will the afterlife be more boring than the present life? When will all influencers die of influenza? And more. So come and get on the wellness waters and embrace the laughter therapy!

"Hilariously exaggerated mindfulness instructor", " A ridiculous take on self-help culture" Mindshare
"Seb Carboncini is hilarious" THE FIX
"Brilliant work" Chortle.com
"Very funny. 5 stars" Talkfringe