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This show belongs to the Adelaide Fringe 2026 season. This season is now over.

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Adelaide Fringe 2026

Teardrops on My Dildo

Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female.

Winner: ‘Best Comedy’ Newcastle Fringe 2022.

★★★★1/2 ‘Vanessa Larry Mitchell is as far from demure as you could possibly imagine, but wow, will she make you laugh…. beyond naughty and will have tears of laughter rolling down your face’ Fringefeed

★★★★ 'You will literally laugh for an hour. And that is a rare thing. Vanessa is more relaxed and direct behind a comedy mic than anyone I have seen' The Scotsman

Presented by: Vanessa Larry Mitchell

Perviously a Mental Health First Aid Facilitator and workplace trainer within the Community Sector, Vanessa Larry Mitchell launched into her career as a comedian at a fast pace, performing Teardrops on My Dildo to sold out audiences across 7 countries. Known for her stage confidence and incredibly raw and honest content, Vanessa is fast becoming a comedy favourite, with her sequel show 'Teardrops on My Dildo - Fully Charged' making the same waves! Catch one show, or catch them both at Adelaide Fringe!
Comedy • Stand-Up
New South Wales
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Suitability & warnings

Content rating: MA15+
Coarse Language: Frequent, Strong
Sexual References: Frequent, Strong

Accessibility

 
High audio content

Presenter

Presented by: Vanessa Larry Mitchell

Perviously a Mental Health First Aid Facilitator and workplace trainer within the Community Sector, Vanessa Larry Mitchell launched into her career as a comedian at a fast pace, performing Teardrops on My Dildo to sold out audiences across 7 countries. Known for her stage confidence and incredibly raw and honest content, Vanessa is fast becoming a comedy favourite, with her sequel show 'Teardrops on My Dildo - Fully Charged' making the same waves! Catch one show, or catch them both at Adelaide Fringe!