Lewis Garnham - Stream of Contentedness

I think going out to dinner is weirder than we make it out to be. I think I've become desensitised to seeing videos of sharks circling kayakers in the ocean. I think it's disgusting that I recently thought my vape was dead only to discover that one of my toenails (which I'd clipped and put in my pocket with plans to eventually dispose of it into a bin), had become lodged in the chamber. I think we can learn more from kids than they can learn from us. I want to share with you the contents of my thoughts. I hope it makes you feel content.

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