Lana Schwarcz: Lovely Lady Lump

Let me start by telling you I'm ok. I'm just in a small situation involving a pesky cancer tumour in my left nork, but I'm not dying and I'm the luckiest person in the entire world. Cos f*ck cancer, man. F*ck cancer.

Jokes, truths and poignant bits from a comic who survived breast cancer.

'Hilariously honest' SometimesMelbourne.blogspot.com

'Gutsy and gleeful' Theatreview.org.nz

'Uproariously funny, devastating and heartfelt, Schwarcz doesn't want her audience to have a good bedside manner but to behave as badly as she does' TheResidents.co.nz

WINNER: Most Outstanding Solo Show (Ottawa 2016)

Best Theatre (Dunedin 2016)

F*ck the Patriarchy Award (Winnipeg 2016)

NOMINEE: ABC720 Best Theatre Award (Perth 2016)

Best Overall Show (Dunedin 2016)