Jacob Jackman - From Bad To Worse

I'll make this quick, I'm scribbling this down on a napkin in the basement of a bar. I just want you to know that, for authenticity. Really picture me squatting in a dank, booze soaked corner underground. That's right, squatting. I'm the real deal, baby.
It's actually quite nice down here. Would you care to join me? It could be awhile. I'm working on a show. This is the big one, the whole enchilada, the one that's gonna put me on the map. It doesn't matter if you're the only one who knows about it. It's just you and me, buddy.
There's a big scary world out there full of death, heartbreak, and hacky fringe bios, and in an increasingly corporatized festival landscape, all we have is each other. Where there's laughter, there's hope. And where there's hope, there's... something...