Cristina Lark: Caution - Deadline Ahead (A Comedy About Procrastination)

Comedy • Theatre

You have goals, you have plans, you have a brilliant future ahead. But you also have Candy Crush, Facebook, and 1,035 unread emails that you decided now is a good time to sort. Welcome to Cristina's brain, an entity of its own, with its own will, who's convinced that the concept of time is an illusion and that it's suddenly a great moment to read about it online.

With a unique blend of solo theatre, character comedy and storytelling, this is a show unlike any other.

"A Jedi Master in procrastination. Guaranteed to make you feel better about yourself" The Advertiser.

"A delightful speaker and a great actress" EdFringeReview.

"Cristina Lark is a firecracker with a mind that moves as fast as lightning" Arthur's Seat.

"A hilarious hour that was over all too quickly" Chuck Moore Reviews.

Presented by: Cristina Lark

Actress, comedian and world-class procrastinator, Cristina Lark is now location independent, having lived and performed in London, Barcelona, Madrid, São Paulo, and even Melbourne, where she directed 2 shows for the Fringe 2016 and was kicked out of the country, since in 3 months she couldn’t find an Australian husband to upgrade her visa.
With an MA from renowned RADA (London) but impossible to cast in any stereotypical roles due to her weird accent, she writes her own work, often reviewed as "go back to your country" by Brexiters, but nominated for "Best Comedy Ensemble" at Rio Web Fest. After a successful run at the Edinburgh Fringe that reaped raving audience reviews, she’s bringing her unique blend of humour, sharp take on life and weird accent to the Adelaide Fringe again. Join her!

Reviews & Fringefeed Reacts

Hilarious narrative. Relatable, boisterous, and quick-witted. Brilliantly delivered. - Tema, Weekend Notes
Will resonate on a level you'd never believe. If nods of affirmation were applause, L would receive a standing ovation after every statement - Laura Money, The Fourth Wall
Spot-on observations. Very sharp and honest. Held a mirror up to the audience. A funny and sharp look into the world of procrastination. - Tania Nicholas, Upside News