Reviewed by: Kids in Adelaide

Review by Jacki Bishop | 11 March 2026
Teardrops on My Dildo: Fully Charged is a filthy, hilarious riot of a stand-up hour. Vanessa absolutely nails the delivery, completely owns the stage, and had us crying with laughter from start to finish. Spend an hour here and you'll feel like you've just been on the funniest, most unfiltered girls weekend of your life. Bold, cheeky and ridiculously funny, and honestly? We just want to be her friend. Grab your girlfriends, grab a bottle of wine, and fill your boots with this show.