David has more range with his mouth closed than most of the audience with their mouths open. Genuinely hilarious dry wit. Who knew an apple could talk!

Gorgeous and hilarious. I can’t believe this show made me cry over an actual apple. 10/10 recommend.

This was so cleaver, so funny highly recommended

Poignant, funny, sensitive and joyful all at once. Loved it.

Very moving Very funny Must see for those who appreciate clever.

Didn’t have ‘crying at an apple singing somewhere over the rainbow’ on my 2026 bingo card but ticked it off regardless. Absolutely masterful. Dave makes this complex show look effortless.

A must-see. It's funny, and weird, and sad, and beautiful. Creating a show this accomplished from such a stoopid premise is peak Fringe :)

As a fellow resident of Lenswood, it’s wonderful to see one of our own on stage. What a delight, I was smirking and laughing the whole way through. Rosie Smith is an all-singing, all-dancing force of nature. She might be tart, but she’s also sharp, warm, and completely irresistible. Brimming with charm, impeccable timing, and just the right bite.

As a fellow resident of Lenswood, it’s wonderful to see one of our own on stage. What a delight, I was smirking and laughing the whole way through. Rosie Smith is an all-singing, all-dancing force of nature. She might be tart, but she’s also sharp, warm, and completely irresistible. Brimming with charm and just the right bite.

Dame Granny Smith has had an interesting life. The performance by David us amazing. Its fabulous.

Great show.

never has an apple had a bigger impact on me.