Jordan Sharp - the goose

I wrote a great poem about a goose that I saw at the park in my hometown and I would love for you to hear it. I am new here but i have developed a cult following in sydney and i want to spread my wings <3

stats:
recently have toured around with sam campbell
NSW raw finalist multiple times
Built a robot with my bare hands that was in the Tim Olsen art prize
published in hipster magazine Soft Stir
have appeared on Grouse House
frequent guest on The Mugg Off
Sold out in sydney more times than I can count
melbourne shows sold out
washed up class clowns national finalist
Never been on TV (too ugly perhaps?) but I've written for some of those shows that famous people go on

"Sharp’s got an odd mind...stand-up is clearly not his calling"
- Chortle