CVNT
Winner: Best Comedy Melbourne Fringe '24
Winner: Weekly Best Comedy Adelaide Fringe '25
Nominated: Hollywood Fringe Tour Ready Award '25
Sold-Out Seasons.
No more good girl.
A wild, unhinged, hilarious and interactive exploration of everything CVNTY led by a giant, sexy vulva. Is the worst word in English really CVNT? ...Or is it Can't?
Half comedy, half unhinged therapy for the cvnt inside you who desperately wants to be unleashed.
Dance, sing, shout, and piss yourself laughing.
"Five-star show" The Age
★★★★★ "Deliciously malicious" British Theatre Guide (UK)
★★★★★ "laugh so unbelievably hard" The Only Culture Vulture (UK)
★★★★★ "Better than therapy" See Do Eat Review
★★★★★ "It’s a cunt cult, and initiation has never been this unhinged." Lilithia Reviews
Co-devised by Fabio Motta, Emma Fawcett, Elise Pascoe and Sophie Power
Director: Fabio Motta
Ass. Director: Elise Pascoe
Dramaturgy: Emma Fawcett
High level of consensual audience interaction; patrons always welcome to opt-out. The show is quite loud - ear plugs will be provided & patrons can leave if needed.
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Presented by: Sophie Power
Sophie Power is a trained actor originally from Tarntanya/Adelaide & Naarm/Melbourne. She's been lucky enough to study at Ecole Philippe Gaulier (Paris), Atlantic Acting School (NYC), Punchdrunk (UK), 16th Street, Brave Studios, The Clowning Workshop (all Melb) and more.
She was an improvisor with Impro Melbourne, Completely Improvised Shakespeare and Murder Village until she discovered the more extreme version of complete on stage panic (clowning). She still dabbles in improv with these companies and now finds it comparatively much more relaxing.
Sessions
Ticket Prices
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1 Venue
The Gallery at The Courtyard of Curiosities at the Migration Museum
Migration Museum, 82 Kintore Ave, Adelaide, Kaurna
(Please note: Shows in the Hetzel Room and Circulating Library are held at the State Library, at the corner of Kintore Ave and North Terrace.)
- Step-free mobility aid access through the main entrance with an accessible bathroom.
- Venue is 18+ but minors may attend with a parent or legal guardian
Suitability & Warnings
Accessibility
- Audience members have the opportunity to interact or join artist on stage
